tupacabra: one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
queeflto: everything cool i do is on accident
people’s voices makes me doki
urinatings: georgewashington: what a faggot watch your language u were a president
rneerkat: darrynek: rneerkat: if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo oh
zdou: Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...
barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
kylobe: i did the
meladoodle: “yeah.. you’re real cute!! you’re like man’s best friend” *dog looks down in disappointment* he’s been friendzoned by man yet again…
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff: HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
squarekun: reckling-turtle: how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear? the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!
amoying: post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun
aaaaa42: “FANDOMS UNITE 2 STOP THE YAHOO MENACE!!!!!!!!!!!!FROMDELET ING YOUT TUMBLR”
i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is– people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it any time soon and aren’t sorry at all (via sailorfemme)
ham-and-pineapple: pizza: mozzarella-cheese: Fun fact: Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top. Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx ahh shit well this is awkward
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bullshitcockroach: ceruleancrescent: conquerorwurm: erinthesails: catbountry: fieto: griff-kendu: moraniarty: shelivesin221c: I DON’T KNOW THIS JUST FEELS LIKE THE MOST USEFUL THING IMAGINABLE RIGHT NOW this is one of the most beautiful things on the internet DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE BEEN WISTFULLY DAYDREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS EXISTING DO YOU KNOW ...
cosmic-philanthropy: melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY D I A G O N A L ...
genericinternetfangirl: richwhitelesbian: *hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
mightyenarc: when your friends are all making angsty and sad posts all over your dashboard and you’re helpless to do anything to help
the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101 as in a class that teaches you how to climb trees let’s talk about the american education system
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
equiuszahhot: “WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*
nue: nue: once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough...
saddyke: Before u unfollow me I challenge u to agni kai
zamii070: dude-thats-my-ghost: BUT GUYS LISTEN OK HEAR ME OUT TEREZI X KARKAT DRESSED UP AS SUGAR X ZACHARIE
erectobiologist: johnvriska: imagine the egbert household on april fools day
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
tastetheaids: thedoctorpottergames: Parents have two moods: “You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.” and “You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.” “You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”