May 2013
tupacabra:
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
queeflto:
everything cool i do is on accident
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people’s voices makes me doki
urinatings:
georgewashington:
what a faggot
watch your language u were a president
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rneerkat:
darrynek:
rneerkat:
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
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zdou:
Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...
barackalicious:
jimbertimber:
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
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kylobe:
i did the
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meladoodle:
“yeah.. you’re real cute!! you’re like man’s best friend” *dog looks down in disappointment* he’s been friendzoned by man yet again…
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
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smilingeridan:
thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
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squarekun:
reckling-turtle:
how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?
the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!
amoying:
post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun
aaaaa42:
“FANDOMS UNITE 2 STOP THE YAHOO MENACE!!!!!!!!!!!!FROMDELET ING YOUT TUMBLR”
“i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is”
– people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it any time soon and aren’t sorry at all (via sailorfemme)
ham-and-pineapple:
pizza:
mozzarella-cheese:
Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
Reverse Dictionary →
bullshitcockroach:
ceruleancrescent:
conquerorwurm:
erinthesails:
catbountry:
fieto:
griff-kendu:
moraniarty:
shelivesin221c:
I DON’T KNOW THIS JUST FEELS LIKE THE MOST USEFUL THING IMAGINABLE RIGHT NOW
this is one of the most beautiful things on the internet
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE BEEN WISTFULLY DAYDREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS EXISTING
DO YOU KNOW
...
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cosmic-philanthropy:
melodyquill:
the-strider-strudel:
dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
D
I
A
G
O
N
A
L
...
genericinternetfangirl:
richwhitelesbian:
*hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth
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unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
mightyenarc:
when your friends are all making angsty and sad posts all over your dashboard and you’re helpless to do anything to help
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
equiuszahhot:
“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*
nue:
nue:
once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there
if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough...
saddyke:
Before u unfollow me I challenge u to agni kai
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zamii070:
dude-thats-my-ghost:
BUT GUYS LISTEN
OK HEAR ME OUT
TEREZI X KARKAT
DRESSED UP AS
SUGAR X ZACHARIE
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erectobiologist:
johnvriska:
imagine the egbert household on april fools day
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
1 tag
tastetheaids:
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
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